Dart Agonistes

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11/05/2014 at 16:10 • Filed to: dodge dart

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Believe it or not, this small tweak bothered me as a little kid. 1972 - front end looked great:

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Then the neighbor lady came home with a stripped version of this:

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For 1973 - why the ode-to-Pontiac nose? Ruins a nice clean front end design. It's a small thing, but it always bugged me. Any change that bugged you?


DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 16:21

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Nova 72

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73 Nova

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Always bothered me


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 16:21

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Yeah. That one.


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 16:23

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I loved how the Dart was both old-lady and classic muscle... in the same car.

What change bugged me? The untimely death of Pontiac, which was in its ascendancy.

But seriously: 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse was still hanging on by a very fine thread. Then 2000 hits and it's a... Mini 3000? Complete with shitty Grand-Am-like, uh, scalloped doors?

1999

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2000

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Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > 505Turbeaux
11/05/2014 at 16:23

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That is unfortunate.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 16:29

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And, of course it's not a small change, but the grandaddy of them all:

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To this:

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Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > ACESandEIGHTS
11/05/2014 at 16:30

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Agreed. I can't think of an instance when those doors ever improved a design.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > 505Turbeaux
11/05/2014 at 16:33

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Tucking the bumpers on a '73-'74 is a popular mod


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 16:37

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you have every right to be annoyed by that.

Being the Montego Man there is my grille (68-69):

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1970: Mercury wat are you doing?!

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1972: MERCURY STAHP

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Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > crowmolly
11/05/2014 at 16:44

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my ex's brother has a 74 with tucked bumpers, a fuel injected 427 and a 6 speed. And it is purple. And I love it


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Coty
11/05/2014 at 16:47

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I figured you would be in for the 66

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vs 67 Beetle headlight change. Gawd I hate that

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Kinja'd!!! Coty > 505Turbeaux
11/05/2014 at 16:48

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My '67s a Euro, so '66 lights. No worries.


Kinja'd!!! Boxer_4 > ACESandEIGHTS
11/05/2014 at 16:50

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The scalloped doors were an easy fix on the 3G Eclipse. All that was needed were the doors off of a Dodge Status coupe. Just swap out the glass and the door cards, and you're set.

I wish I could find a picture of a non-riced out one with the doors swapped.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > 505Turbeaux
11/05/2014 at 16:58

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And here's my GM bitch - dad had a '69 Impala - the rear end:

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Then, in 1970:

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Change for change's sake? Why do this? Uglier.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 16:59

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agreed on that one too. I realized I can go so deep on this just in VW's, not to mention all the mindless changes the domestics did


Kinja'd!!! SonorousSpeedJoe > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 17:18

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The refresh of the previous-generation Camry. I thought it looked fine when it debuted despite everyone else lamenting the melted-butter styling, and then they made a slight adjustment by extending the headlights slightly further downward. It's such a stupidly small change, and yet it completely ruined that generation of the Camry in my eyes by making it look melted enough that I just couldn't bring myself to like it.

2007-2008:

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2009-2011:

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Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/05/2014 at 17:19

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This is a prime example - not only did the car gain weight, the styling got worse! The 1969 front end was understated (for the time) and looked good even w/ 4 headlamps.


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 17:20

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That's nothing compared to the war crime that was the 1973 B-body refresh.

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1972 Satellite ^^^^ (LOOP BUMPER!!!!)

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1973 Satellite. (GAAAAAGG)


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > 505Turbeaux
11/05/2014 at 17:21

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Go deep! My project is on hiatus, and I can't watch election results anymore.


Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 17:22

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Does that count though? The Bigstangs were a whole different generation than the II. Although yes, it is a very drastic change


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > SonorousSpeedJoe
11/05/2014 at 17:23

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Agreed - the later car looks more amorphous, less ... like a car.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey
11/05/2014 at 17:24

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Probably doesn't count in the context of this discussion. On the other hand, the larger car disappeared, and we left with a misshapen lump to replace what was arguably a classic.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > 505Turbeaux
11/05/2014 at 17:32

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This might be controversial, but I always thought this:

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was an improvement on this:

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Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 17:33

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This is very true.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 17:35

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I disagree with this, but really only slightly. I have little love for either of those!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Coty
11/05/2014 at 17:39

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Again, this might be controversial, but I thought the Super Beetle improved on the 'original' offered at the time.

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Kinja'd!!! Coty > Steve in Manhattan
11/05/2014 at 17:44

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They ride better and have more space in side but they are buy far the ugliest way to own an ACVW, and they're harder to lower like I do with mine.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > 505Turbeaux
11/05/2014 at 17:44

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Chevy ruled the roost in those days when it came to full-size 2 and 4 doors. That 77-forward Impala was nearly every police car. They sold hundreds of thousands of them.


Kinja'd!!! Philbert/Phartnagle > Steve in Manhattan
11/06/2014 at 03:13

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Much love!


Kinja'd!!! Philbert/Phartnagle > Steve in Manhattan
11/06/2014 at 03:14

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Much MEH!


Kinja'd!!! Philbert/Phartnagle > Steve in Manhattan
11/06/2014 at 03:15

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Yeah, I was almost physically sick when I saw the first 74' model.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Steve in Manhattan
11/06/2014 at 09:33

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Yeah the grille is actually one of my favorite features and why I'd never own a 70+ Montego. Which is a shame because I liked the rest of the bodies on them.

But god, the beak kills me. Maybe this was Acura's reference recently?


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Philbert/Phartnagle
11/06/2014 at 10:51

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Thank you. It's a small thing, I know, but I noticed it at the time, even as a little kid.